I just woke up from a dream in which I hatched a baby on my phone like a Tamagotchi pet. I took him to prison to visit someone and my phone got taken away so I freaked out and left. I took him with me when I walked through the woods in a snow storm to borrow some scissors from a nice old gnome, but one of his dogs pulled my phone out of my pocket and spit it onto the floor, so I left a mean note and went home. No one in my family believed me when I told them about my new baby. Then a couple days later someone delivered the baby to me at work but I had no clothes for him and no diapers.

I have the strangest, most stressful dreams when it gets hot at night. I need an AC in my bedroom.